John Obeto

Microsoft calls out Blue

In this post in The Hive, member Waggler comments on IBM's underhanded, yet increasingly vocal opposition to Microsoft's Open Office XML document specification.

IBM's moves in this regard make the cowardly lion in Alice in Wonderland seem most fierce.

How insidious is this wink-wink, FUD-FUD campaign?

However, the following is my reply to the post.

(Edited to allow language not allowed in The Hive.)

Why should we blame IBM?

The culprit here is Microsoft.

Yes, Microsoft!

Listen, you do not go to a gunfight with a Taser®.

Where has Microsoft been all this time?

Even now, the letter and the problem, does not seem to be addressed at the highest levels. I know those guys are, by all indications, very important to the Office dev/mktg team and Microsoft, but to everyone else outside their locus of authority, just who the fuck are they?

For this, you need Bill Gates. You need Steve Ballmer. Heck, I’ll even take Margo Day (Have you listened to that woman speak? After a speech from her, you just want to get out there and move a whole lotta Microsoft stuff!)

You need someone to take a Martin Taylor-like position and slam those donkeys at IBM.

I think Microsoft’s counter attack has to come from the very highest levels; with the executive at Microsoft taking the fight to the leaders of those countries that are trying to lead their cattle people down that path.

It was this sort of belated lukewarm response that allowed the open source tossers the opportunity to gain a foothold in the EU and LDCs because those same asswipes could point to the lack of a fierce response from Microsoft as either arrogance, or worse, indifference.

Every time I come across those same arguments, I kick them down by asking, when was the last time the head of technology assessment for the country looked at source code or expressed a wish to do so. However, the inclusion of such source code as been sold to those fools as a way of equalizing technology. Go figure!

Moreover, the counterattack has to be swift, sufficiently sarcastic, loud, coherent, consistent, and long-lasting.

It is one thing to stand and attack with Apple, since the charisma delta between St Steven Paul 1 and Bill G. is pretty wide to the general public, though not to us in the industry.

It is another thing entirely to lose a PR battle to that invisible, creepy Palmisano.

Are you fuckin' kiddin’me?

That guy is so bland, even CPAs don’t want to hang with him.

So, Microsoft, MSFT has been doing well, please keep it that way and get the VITOs out.

And in full force!

My blog post about IBM’s deceptively named ‘Open Client’ is here.

Notes:

  • LDC: Less-developed country, the PC name for 3rd World country.
  • VITO: Very Important Top Officer
  • Martin Taylor: Where is this dude?

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Dell: When it rains, it pours.

There seems to be no better time to pile on than when a lion is wounded.

If 2006 was the Mother of All Bad Business Years for Sony, guess what 2007 is shaping up to be for Dell - the company and stock?

Let's see:

  • Stock: Doldrums
  • Market share: down
  • Profitability: down
  • Reputation for customer service: in tatters
  • Stock option accounting: 'investigating'
  • CEO: out, after kiss-of-death vote of confidence from chairman.
  • Bill Lerach & Co: lawsuit filed/amended to include Intel's under-G payments for exclusivity.
  • Reputation for technical support: what technical support?

Now comes a class-action suit filed by employees at an Oregon call center accusing the company of short-changing them.

I sincerely hope that it is not the case!

How jacked would it be that the CEO get $$$ for efficiency while simultaneously shafting the working stiffs who were your first line of contact with customers?

I hope Mikey fixes things, and fast, because, at the end of the day, no one would remember that former placeholder: it is your name on the building, Michael!

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Epocrates: Don't Install Vista

Add Epocrates to the list of the absurdists.

In a missive sent out via email yesterday, Epocrates, the budding online and PDA-based physician and healthcare provider formulary software ISV, asks users not to install Vista due to installation or synchronization problems with Vista.

Are you freakin' kiddin' me?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't these yum-yums see Vista approaching?

Then they send out a memo 2 weeks after the public release of Vista?

It took the fu*kers 2 weeks after public release! And nearly 3 months from RTM!

You can imagine how pissed I was, getting a number of calls from physician clients whose practices are slated for upgrading to Vista asking me to explain the memo to them. (After all, they are just doctors, speaking or writing English is foreign to them!)

Looking into my own Epocrates account - got to stay abreast as well - I found the email, and flipped.

I asked all of them a simple question: since when have I been notifying them about Vista; inventoried their hardware and software for Vista, and generally prepped them about the advent of Vista?

Since January 2005, that is when!

So, what is the value of a company that makes a widely-used program cannot either engage Microsoft at a level that would produce dividends for them, or get into the beta test program in order to produce a shim for current programs while developing a Vista-class product?

I am undertaking a personal quest to find a replacement for this product as all credibility they may have had with me, and by proxy, Logikworx or any related companies just went bye-bye with that idiotic email memorandum.

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Office 2007 sales up 109% out the door

Where's Gartner?

I'm sure they have an explanation for this 'aberration'.

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Secrets of a clean Vista install

Ed Bott is showing why he's much respected and a very good read in this article which shows how to do a clean install of Vista on a partition already occupied by a previous-generation Windows installation.

Thanks, Ed.

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Microsoft settles Iowa Suit

What a land grab!

Now Microsoft can go on without this distraction from a bunch of country-bumpkin Playa' wanna-bes.

The morons running the antitrust department in Des Moines have absolutely no clues about monopolies.

If they did, they should have brought a suit against AAPL for being a monopoly as well.

EDIT:
I am reminded by Royce that Mississippi still has a pending antitrust action against Microsoft.

To which I answer, "Mississippi? Pfeui!"

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Moto has 3 phone OSs?

Could there be any more clearer sign of the impending doom for MOT (the stock) and Motorola?

They are supporting 3 phone OSs: Their crappy OS, Symbian, and Windows Mobile.

One question:

Why?

Isn't it hard enough doing the GSM, CDMA, IDEN shuffle?

Two in a row from Dan Lyons at Forbes.com

IBM Open Client

How does that moniker strike you?

Same here. As a whole bunch of B$.

Dan Lyons of Forbes.com beat me to it with his article here.

From the article:

What do you do when you're trying to put a fresh look on a 20-year-old e-mail system? Well, if you're IBM, you start calling it "Open Client"; you hype it as being Linux-related; and you throw in a bunch of smack-talk about helping poor, oppressed customers throw off the yoke of Microsoft.

[...]

So what, exactly, is it? Scroll down through the press release and you find out it's basically a combo of Lotus Notes (e-mail and collaboration), Lotus Sametime (instant messaging) and a couple of other pieces that can all run on Windows, Linux or the Mac.

The Linux part of the equation comes from Red Hat and Novell, which will team up with IBM.

[...]

Maybe you're wondering, as I was, whether the name "Open Client" means that the software IBM is shipping is open-source, meaning its underlying instructions are available for users to study, share and copy. Er, no. The Lotus stuff remains closed-source. But the Open Client runs on top of a program called Eclipse, which is open-source.

While it might be great to run the same client software on every desktop regardless of operating system, the one time this rule does not apply is when the client software is Lotus Notes.

Lotus Notes is far and away the most horrible software on the planet. Sure, people grumble about Microsoft products. But that's nothing compared to how people feel about Notes. People hate Notes. As in, they want to change jobs just so they can stop using it. ....

......The only virtue of Notes is that often, IBM will throw it in at no cost if you buy a bunch of its other stuff.

[...]

Is there anyone left in the world who really believes Linux is cheaper than Windows? (Red Hat on the server actually costs more.) Does anyone think the way to make life easier is to go from dealing with Microsoft to dealing with Microsoft, IBM, Red Hat and Novell?

[...]

Remember one thing: As much as you may hate Windows, the reason Windows became popular in the first place was because it saved the world from IBM's attempt to monopolize the desktop with OS/2 and Presentation Manager.

But maybe you really believe that IBM has changed, and that it really wants to save you money and make you free and empower you with loads of choice and help you simplify your life. In which case, this no-list-price, non-open "Open Client" installed by consultants and delivered by three vendors working at cross-purposes may be just the thing for you.

Whew!

Even I, with both a flensing knife, and a Ginsu knife for close-in work, could not have filleted that incredibly misleading and moronic IBM press release as did Daniel Lyons.

Now you know why Forbes remains the best business magazine out there.

Goes to show, no matter how much you perfume a pig, or put lipstick on it, it still is a P-I-G, pig!

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Windows Home Server

The Microsoft Windows Home Server group is about to open this wonderful new experience to a larger group.

As a current beta tester, I can assure you that it is such a required product for multiple-PC homes that it's obviousness should have smacked the powers-that-be at Microsoft square on the forehead before now!

Anyway, the link to register for an invite is here. (Connect account and Windows Live ID required)

My friend Mauricio Freitas, Editor and founder of Geekzone, and a Microsoft MVP for mobile devices, has a couple of nuggets for prospective testers:

  1. Read the manual. For this device more than at any other time, and also because,
  2. It reformats ALL hard drives connected to the server, since the Windows Home Server is a dedicated device.

Thanks Mauricio.

Remember, this device is headless, and just does assigned tasks.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Why Vista matters

Got Vista on your brain?

Read this article by Darryl K. Taft in eWeek.

(Link edited at 3.28pm Pacific to point to longer version of article.)

Excerpts:

  • "So building Windows applications just got easier and much more exciting,"
  • "I'm not just talking about the new Aero look and feel, but Vista itself has superior rendering capabilities due to its new WDDM (Windows Display Driver Model) to leverage the power within the video graphics cards,"
  • "However, it's now clear that smart application developers and technology product marketers will build killer applications using Vista's advanced graphics and communications technology,"
    Schadler said. The New York Times' Times Reader, a Vista-based beta application, is one such application, he said.
    "It's the visuals and the underlying capabilities made manifest in killer applications that will convince consumers to upgrade," Schadler said. "It took only one application to convince me: the Times Reader."

Read the entire article.

Now I ask again: Got Vista?

Go get it, now!

Better yet, ask me how - only if you are/represent a small to medium-sized business.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

The end of (the Live) branding madness

A while back, Microsoft decided to rename Hotmail, that most-used of all email services in the known universe, Windows Live Mail.

Why?

This was at a time when the adults were more concerned with bigger fish and the kids were allowed to play with scissors.

Now, thankfully, that is reversed.

Windows Live Mail will henceforth be called Windows Live Hotmail, leveraging the humongous amount of brand capital in the name.

Also helping the ginormous numbers of spammers continue plying their trade.

BTW, the adults reach into Windows Live continues, with the absurdly-named Windows Live Local being renamed Windows Live Maps.

Thanks, adults.

Edit: I see I'm not alone: Mary Jo Foley, Sidebar Geek, and Dare Obasanjo all concur.

The announcement is here.

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Have mercy?

The world has truly gone mad!

The former 1st General Secretary of the Communist Party and leader of the Præsidium of the Supreme Soviet, Mike Gorby, asked Bill Gates to show leniency to a 'teacher' convicted of piracy.

All of a sudden, everyone, including man+dog, are asking for Microsoft's pardon.

Well, excuuuuse me!

Now, I've got to go to another rule-of-thumb: if the price seems too good, it probably is! Stolen, pirated, or worse.

Moving ahead, my question is, "Is this prosecution for piracy in line with the laws of the land in Russia?"

If so, when Yakov/Ivan/whatever his name is, got the software distribution media from the back of the truck/in an alley from Igor, wasn't that a clue that the provenance of the purchase was suspect.

Now you have all these gooders going around saying, "Have mercy".

Have mercy?

Why don't you stop pirating stuff? OK?

And you, General Secretary Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachyov, why don't you concern yourself with the humongous amount of a penance you should be observing? For all the souls that were at the gulags when you ran the joint.

Talking like if Bill G. invented the gulag!

Serge, if you were so gung ho about clemency, why didn't you shut the gulags when you were the head monkey at that asylum?

And don't wave that stupid Nobel prize at me; if the racist dictator of South Africa can get one, how exclusive is it?

(I'm still waiting for them to award posthumous prizes to Sadaam and Idi Amin for saving lives by dying!)

Mercy my a$$!!!

Project Glidepath Windows Vista Spotlight Launches!

If you're into MicroISV applications, you cannot afford to miss this.

Plus, the site looks fab! (Or whatever name is currently hip.)

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Jobs: No DRM is good.

Is it now, Stevie?

When did you get religion, SJ?

For years, you had the option of licensing your DRM to others in order to create seamlessly-interoperable storefronts.

Did you, Steveski?

The coming flap over the closed DRM in your iPods in the EU has you sweating, eh, Stevorino?

What, the 20 iTMS songs bought for iPod sold, which has held steady did not make you do it, Steven.

This is not for the consumer, you smug-faced hypocrite, it is to protect your iPod sales, S.

Have you forgotten, Stephan, that you are on record as saying that iTMS is just there to facilitate more iPod sales and not the reverse.

Shake yourself, and get offa the "high road", dude!

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Apple to be bigger than Microsoft in 5 years?

If the doofus who came up with this drivel still has his/her/its job, I want to know why?

Don't 'analysts' have editors/bosses/whatever that they supposedly answer to before the publication of such crap?

Clients, feel free to vote with your collective feet!

Not even Alex Bell had the chutzpah!

Not even Alexander Graham Bell had the chutzpah to bestow all those nonsensical platitudes on the first telephone as Steve Jobs did on the iPhone iBrick.

But, worse than Stevie is the media, especially mainstream media and Apple fanboi.

Following the press conference, they all anointed the iBrick as the second coming.

Wow.

Are you freakin' kiddin' me?

Have they no shame?

In one fell swoop, HTC, Motorola, Nokia, Sony Ericcson, etc., etc, are irrelevant?

Can someone perform emergency recto-cranial de-insertion surgery on all these tossers? Please? Pretty please?

People, back away from the ether and regain your senses.

Then revisit your articles/posts/blogs/whatever, and redo the absolutely stupid and hypocritical banalities in the fishwrap/glossy/whatever medium you morons earn your pitiful remuneration.

Sheeez!

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®