The CEO of a Town & Country, Missouri-based communications company is being sued for disputing a $241,000 USD bill from a strip club.

I kid you not about the name of the town; they probably saw a country bohunk coming and decided to show the Good Ole' Boy how it's done in Da Big Citi!

$241,000.00???

American Express,through its eponymous subsidiary, said the CEO charged the amount on his corporate AMEX card at the Scores strip club in New York in a marathon session.

$241,000.00???

With three other men, the CEO allegedly used the 'Presidential Suite' where lap dances cost $10,000 USD per, and single bottles of champagne cost over $1000.00 USD.

$241,000.00???

$10,000 lap dance?

WTF is this?

Who the F*ck is the dancer?

Michelle Pfeiffer at 30?

Nicollette Sheridan at 26?

Dude, no Ho' is that bitchin'!!!

$241,000.00???

$1000+ charmy?

From grapes grown in what galaxy? It ain't that bubbly!

$241,000.00???

And the charges are from October 2003.

To crown it all, this bozo, the CEO, used his corporate card!

His corporate card, folks!

$241,000.00???

Why does this guy still have a job?

Unless he it the largest shareholder of the company, he should not only be circling the drain.

He should get run.

And fast!

$241,000.00???

The name of the CEO and his company have not been disclosed here, not for fear of litigation, but to help shield his family from further derision