Not even Alexander Graham Bell had the chutzpah to bestow all those nonsensical platitudes on the first telephone as Steve Jobs did on the iPhone iBrick.

But, worse than Stevie is the media, especially mainstream media and Apple fanboi.

Following the press conference, they all anointed the iBrick as the second coming.

Wow.

Are you freakin' kiddin' me?

Have they no shame?

In one fell swoop, HTC, Motorola, Nokia, Sony Ericcson, etc., etc, are irrelevant?

Can someone perform emergency recto-cranial de-insertion surgery on all these tossers? Please? Pretty please?

People, back away from the ether and regain your senses.

Then revisit your articles/posts/blogs/whatever, and redo the absolutely stupid and hypocritical banalities in the fishwrap/glossy/whatever medium you morons earn your pitiful remuneration.

Sheeez!

© 2006, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®