They're at it again!

That group of whinnin' losers, NOISE (Nokia - replacing Novell, Oracle, IBM, Sun Microsystems, Everyone else*) have reportedly pleaded to that idiotic ho' Kroes in the EU about Windows Vista.

Dudes, why don't you compete in the marketplace?

Let's see:

• Nokia: please, pretty please, with sugar on it and a tiramisu cake, make a cellphone that actually, 'gasp' is desirable. Could you?
• Oracle: you have all the pieces, right? Create your own OS!
• IBM: your midlife crisis continues, eh? What are you? Mainframe co? System 36+ company? CPU mfgr? What?
• Sun: the network isn't the computer after all!
• Everyone else: Adobe=bloatware. Red Hat, just like the anagram of the stock ticker, RAT. Soon to be squashed by your partner in litigation, Oracle

Shake yourselves.

The market spake then, and is about to speak again.

Losers!

* Adobe, Red Hat, etc.