Can the real power-that-be in Major League Baseball, Donald Fehr, order Bud ‘Sleeping Ugly’ Selig to attend the SF Giants games until Bonds breaks Hammerin’ Hank’s record?

For a while now, that intrepid ostrich, Bud ‘I saw no steroid use before the Feds stepped in’ Selig has been vacillating about attending the games.

Right, buddy! This is the time to finally grow a backbone, eh?

Come off it, you worm!

It is only the most important record in all sports. Leastways, the sports we care about here in America.

Donald Fehr, do your thing: order this wimp to go to the games!