Now we know why Firefox seems to run faster than Internet Explorer: it runs hotter.

In comparisons that show Firefox running with the equivalent heat of a volcanic combination of Habanero and Scotch Bonnet peppers, Firefox is shown to be a heat freak!

While that may not matter if you have the latest Intel-powered rig; if you run a lapper, be prepared to undergo some sort of electronic castration or sterility if you use Firefox as your primary browser.

“Has the world gone mad?”, asks the late, great Raul Julia in The Addams Family

This is no joke.

Evidently the yum-yums at Mozilla have ID’d the issue, but do not place propagation of the human race as a priority.

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