Microsoft

WinHEC Pre-open

Los Angeles, California
WinHEC Pre-opening day

After meetings in town (Marina Del Rey, Hermosa Beach), I headed to the Los Angeles Convention Center (LACC) for WinHEC.

I timed my arrival to coincide with a 2.00 pm private briefing arranged for Featured Communities members on the new Microsoft Unified Communities (UC) products at the LACC.

These products are s-w-e-e-t, sweet!

I saw the IP phones, USB phones, UC monitors, the ASUS notebook, and USB headsets from an assorted number of vendors, list here, representing several segments of that market.

Targeted at the mid to upper enterprise, the UC products are heralding into our view a better, more connected way of communication, over the voicemail, (corporate) instant messaging, and email mediums.

As I was given a demo of these products, this first generation based on Microsoft’s reference platform, I now see why presence will be a buzzword, and a big one at that going forward.

The IP phones, of which I am currently enamored, feature a large, 5.6” touchscreen, wideband audio, dual Ethernet ports, full-duplex speakerphones, and, a biometric (fingerprint) reader for securing the device.

As currently implemented, the immediacy of presence notification in the UC devices will improve the communications experience for enterprises, and unquestionably decrease the uncertainty around messaging in larger firms.

Think about it: these are definitely not your father’s PBX devices!

I met with Terri Stratton, Microsoft MVP and Editor-in-Chief of The Tablet PC.net and Forums.MobilePCWprld.com and we both went along to register at LACC later on in the day to avoid the rush tomorrow.

Some members of the Featured Communities went for dinner where we met with Mike Nash, Corporate VP, Windows Product Management, and Bill Laing, General Manager of the Windows Server division. Also there were Ben Reed, Brandon LeBlanc, and several Microsoft-ies. Mary Jo Foley was also there, with Larry Richman (ProNetworks), and Steve Sinchak (Tweak XP, TweakVista). I also met Paul Thurrott; funnily, he didn’t have horns!

One of the things that always impresses me about the executives and indeed, every Microsoft employee I have ever met, is the total lack of arrogance in their bearing! Unlike the self-important morons I had the misfortune to deal with in the past from companies in the IT space! I am amazed I still come away impressed with their passion, humility, and dedication.

As usual dinner, hosted by Nick White, was a success, and I thank him and Terri for making my 2007 WinHEC pre-opening Day memorable. And I don’t mean only the repast, my thanks also extend to arranging the UC demo.

Now, off to bed I go.

Presenting....Silverlight!

WPF/E has now been christened 'Silverlight', a new technology for creating 'Rich Interactive Applications'.

Announced by Microsoft today at the NAB confab in Las Vegas, Silverlight, which is more than just Flash, will do, actually, I'll let Darryl K Taft break it down:

Silverlight is based on the .Net Framework and enables developers and designers to use their existing skills to deliver media experiences and RIAs—which Microsoft refers to as "rich interactive applications" as opposed to "rich Internet applications"—for the Web with role-specific tools: Expression Studio for designers and Visual Studio for developers.

More in his article here.

As usual, Mary Jo Foley has some thoughts, and Robert McLaws chimes in too.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Steve, please try Microsoft Dynamics, OK?

Newsflash: Apple delays OS X 'Leopard' till later in 2007 as a result of bodies sent to work on iBrick.

Apple, Inc.
1 Infinite Loop
Cupertino, California

Dear Steve,

I heard today that you have delayed the release of Leopard until October because your drones are working on the iBrick iPhone.

Now, pundits are using this as an opportunity to pile on.

Forsooth, some writers are even comparing you to those philistines in Redmond.

Like you, I am upset.

However, I have the perfect solution for you: Microsoft Dynamics.

The Microsoft Dynamics suite of enterprise resource planning products would have eased, indeed, allowed you to avoid this mess entirely.

While it is out of the space we work in, if you give me a call, I will be glad to connect you with someone at Microsoft Business Solutions who would make ERP problems at Apple, Inc. a thing of the past.

Sincerely,

John Obeto.

________________________________________________

I mean, can you imagine the package on this guy? He must have balls made of Ununoctium (atomic number 118) or some other heavier, yet-undiscovered element!

Check out the past misdeeds:

  1. iTunes ships with virus: “We blame Microsoft for not making Windows more hardy against viruses…..”
  2. iTunes incompatible with Vista™: “Windows Vista’s release crept up on us so suddenly, we were not able to develop for it on time” or some drivel like that, despite 100 million sold.

And now this?

I really don’t blame him. When you think of the number of media harlots who make a living feeding at the teats of the nonsense machine that is the Steve Jobs Show,you then get a sense of why he comes up with sh*t like this.

If only Microsoft talked down to users like this, the money I could make……..

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Deepfish

What is it?

Deepfish is a browsing enhancement utility, currently in beta, for Windows Mobile devices. According to Microsoft Live Labs,

Deepfish is a lightweight client application that leverages a powerful server side technology for delivery of content such as web pages to a Windows Mobile device. Content is displayed in a familiar desktop format that requires no additional work by the content or site author.

Just how impressive is that?

It creates dynamic snapshots of regular web pages which it then zooms into on demand from the Windows Mobile user.

Yes, regular webpages, not designed for mobile devices pages.

Folks, Deepfish has to be seen in action to appreciate it.

Another product from the Microsoft Live Labs, and Microsoft Live crew of which you all know I'm enamored of.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Xbox 360 Elite!

Microsoft has released the Xbox 360 I had been waiting for, but didn't know it: the Xbox 360 Elite.

In Black, thank you!

Brandon LeBlanc, the Sidebar Geek, has ongoing coverage, from several sources on this event, from a video at the Channel 10 website, On 10, to pictures from Major Nelson, to the official Microsoft press release.

Suffice it to say that I am looking askance at my current Xbox 360, and trying to see which of my juvenile relatives deserves it.

Also being contemplated is how I would have to bamboozle persuade Wifey of my need for this Xbox 360 Elite without have to resort to the subterfuge of purchasing it and sending it to myself as a 'gift' from a satisfied client.

My only concern is that there was no word of the HD DVD player option in the new color as well.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Redeem your Vista Express upgrades soon!

Thanks to a post by Ed Bott, I just remembered that I had a Vista Express Upgrade due me from Toshiba for the Tecra *M7.

That offer is due to expire at the end of this month.

I immediately sent out emails to clients I know purchased personal systems during the period of time in the offer was in place, and will be sending out spam an email blast to all contacts later today to remind them of the impending expiration date.

BTW, I also redeemed my Vista Express upgrade, to Vista Business Edition from XP Tablet PC Edition, and I am awaiting the media, which costs $10+coins delivered.

Thanks Ed.

*I ordered the dual-core Tablet PC on December 19, 2006 and it didn't get delivered until January 8, 2007. Yeah, shame on them.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Intel CEO: We'll wait for Vista SP1

That has got to be the most stupid statement coming from the piehole of a Fortune 500 CEO for a long while!

Also, from Intel?

For a company which is supposed to be this great company, now you know why they stumbled that greatly and for so long, Dell notwithstanding.

Wait for Vista SP1?

Still a lot of media ho's carried the news, treating is a some sort of validation of their position.

I'm afraid not only is the point missed, but the stupidity of Otellini's statement is missed as well.

Is this the way you treat your best software partner? Does this yum-yum think that the 4% Linux, and 3% OS X market share can take him there? Forgot, AMD had the greater Linix market share as well.

Robert McLaws, of Windows-Now.com, skillfully dissects the Intel position in a rejoinder to Otellini's moronic statement, and provides the text of a memo from AMD Executive VP Henri Richard exhorting his troops to move to Vista post haste.

For goodness sakes, if Robert, myself, and several thousand other people could have had over 2 years to test Vista, where were the yobs at Intel whose CPUs were targeted by Vista as well?

Intel is waiting for Vista SP1?

I hate to tell Paulie this, but by that time, AMD would have released Barcelona. And if estimates are to be believed, and I don't see why not, what platform do you think would be hot during the Christmas/end-of-year buying season?

In the same vein, what company's products do you think I would be recommending to clients, family, and friends?

Certainly not the company whose boss does not have enough confidence it his own IT department's ability to support Vista today.

Can you say, AMD?

Here's looking at my next desktop, with a 2-socket Barcelona solution for a total of 8 cores come Q3 of 2K7!

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Live Search Gadgets

Nick White has disclosed the public unveiling of the Live Search Traffic Gadget and the Live Search Gadget

Folks, this are invaluable items.

I use the Live Search Traffic gadget whenever I'm in LA for traffic info as you know how free the freeways in Los Angeles are.

Download here and here.

Open Source ID: Please let us copy you.

Just like open source, isn't it?

Pushers of the Higgins open source ID project, IBM and Novell, are aiming to replicate the work done by Microsoft in so that a "user should be able to sit down in front of the open-source implementation and feel comfortable and understand how things work, like Firefox versus Internet Explorer" according to a 'distinguished' engineer at Novell.

I guess the word distinguished no longer has meritorious value.

When was the last time an average user sat down to look at the source code in a browser? Any browser. Totally bolsters my declaration that source code evaluation is a figment of the collective reality distortion fields of open source proponents.

IBM's chief security architect - deliberately non-capitalized, talking out of his a$$ as functionaries at that once-storied firm are wont to, indicated that Microsoft's abandoning of rights related to patents is what is holding this 'great' project back.

If that is so, why don't you dweebs actually, ahem, create something?

After all, Microsoft never innovates, right?

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Vista no threat to OS X Leopard

Says Apple's CFO.

So?

Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? That the company whose product has 90% of the market shouldn't feel threatened by an upstart?

If, with 3% or so of the computing market, this idiot feels the need to reassure us about his forthcoming product's prospects, what does that say about the loops at 1 Infinite Loop?

Dude, this ain't the iPod market.

Holla' when your market share gets to 3%.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Epocrates software works on Vista

Apparently, it worked all the time.

Pursuant to my blog entry here, I received an email from Erica Sniad of the Epocrates team informing me of that fact and also of the reason why the email was sent out to their subscribers.

While I'm still somewhat miffed that the email was sent out at all, I must applaud them for taking the high road and declaring an upgrade verboten until they were sure everything worked.

After all, the information contained in their software concerned lives and health.

A redacted view of the email is supplied below.

Hello John,

Since you and your blog community have shown interest in this issue, we wanted to let you know that all Epocrates products (Palm OS and Windows Mobile) are compatible with the Windows Vista operating system

For Palm devices, our initial testing appeared to show problems, and we elected to take the conservative route and recommend that users delay upgrading. However, after more extensive testing, we are confident that the vast majority of users will have no problems installing and syncing Palm devices with Windows Vista systems. Users can refer to Epocrates’ Support page for more details.

Accordingly, I will upgrade my copy of Epocrates this weekend, and upon finding no errors, will advise my clients to do so in a flash SmallBizVista.com/Logikworx communiqué to be sent out on Monday, March 5th.

Thanks to you, Erica Sniad, and the Epocrates team for resolving this issue.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

4200+ downloads of the Vista Assessment Tools

Coincident with the public release of Windows Vista and the 2007 Microsoft Office system, Microsoft on February 20, 2007, released a series of Vista Assessment tools, six in number, for partners to utilize in identifying and migrating users to the new operating system and desktop productivity software suite.

Microsoft is reporting that in the eight days since, there have been over 4,200 downloads by (Microsoft) Partners of the tools leading to increased sales and opportunities.

For the record, Microsoft has had over 20,000 downloads of the tools since their beta debut in August of 2006.

As a user of the tools, especially the Application Compatibility Toolkit (ACT) and the Solution Accelerator for Business Deployment Desktop 2007 (BDD 2007), I fully concur on their immediate usefulness, and the ability it gives me to leverage the knowledge gleaned from the generated reports into solid sales.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Dell to sell Linux on systems

If Mikey thinks that this is the way to get back on top maintain #2, he is sorely mistaken.

According to the number of yobs posting on the Dell Ideastorm web site, Linux, instead of crapware-free Windows installs, seems to be the numero uno problem users have with his systems.

Mick, step away from that IT crack pipe and shake the wax offa your head! OK?

If you take that totally unscientific sampling as gospel, what you will find out, to the detriment of DELL holders, is that you have just been had by the most vocal group of biped a$$wipes on Terra.

Listen Mike, what you need to do, is meet with forward thinkers, internal to Dell and without, and create an extraordinary OOBE for your users.

And I don't mean the crap loaded on your systems for a vig from the companies. All those time-bombed pieces of crap just serve to piss users off. Not to mention the 3-versions late software as well.

What you want to do is get Bruce Kasrel and the Live group from Microsoft to deliver an experience worthy of your name. And it is your name on the company, Mikhail!

And make those vendors give your users a year's worth of software for placement with your users. If they believe in their products, then they should believe that there is enough of a valueadd in their products for users to re-up at the end of a year.

Right now, what separates you from anyone else?

  1. Everyone else is also as cheap.
  2. You all deliver the same crappy sales experience.
  3. Your customer service does a disservice to the phrase.
  4. And your technical support is both useless and utterly incompetent.

So just what is your differentiator?

The pittance you get from each crapware vendor cannot be worth the dilution to your brand, Mickey!

As for the default installs, remember, Windows Vista. And with a concession to your software ho's, add a menu asking users if they want the software installed on their systems. Give them the option to install the crap.

BTW, you would find out that after the 10,000 or so Linux fans who might order from you, the spigot would dry up; then what are you going to do? What about the investment in certifying your systems for Linux? For what amounts to less than a rounding error?

There is a reason Linux has 1.5% or so of client computers: outside of the IT 'ivory towers': no one, but no one, gives a fu*k about it. They want Linux, have them do what what they have done so far, download, compile and whatnot.

Please return to the astute guy who ran PCs Limited, and please, pretty please, don't pick up the stupid Linux crystal meth that Linux fanboi is trying to get you to smoke or whatever they do with that illegal substance.

If not, Dude, nobody will be getting a Dell!

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Microsoft calls out Blue

In this post in The Hive, member Waggler comments on IBM's underhanded, yet increasingly vocal opposition to Microsoft's Open Office XML document specification.

IBM's moves in this regard make the cowardly lion in Alice in Wonderland seem most fierce.

How insidious is this wink-wink, FUD-FUD campaign?

However, the following is my reply to the post.

(Edited to allow language not allowed in The Hive.)

Why should we blame IBM?

The culprit here is Microsoft.

Yes, Microsoft!

Listen, you do not go to a gunfight with a Taser®.

Where has Microsoft been all this time?

Even now, the letter and the problem, does not seem to be addressed at the highest levels. I know those guys are, by all indications, very important to the Office dev/mktg team and Microsoft, but to everyone else outside their locus of authority, just who the fuck are they?

For this, you need Bill Gates. You need Steve Ballmer. Heck, I’ll even take Margo Day (Have you listened to that woman speak? After a speech from her, you just want to get out there and move a whole lotta Microsoft stuff!)

You need someone to take a Martin Taylor-like position and slam those donkeys at IBM.

I think Microsoft’s counter attack has to come from the very highest levels; with the executive at Microsoft taking the fight to the leaders of those countries that are trying to lead their cattle people down that path.

It was this sort of belated lukewarm response that allowed the open source tossers the opportunity to gain a foothold in the EU and LDCs because those same asswipes could point to the lack of a fierce response from Microsoft as either arrogance, or worse, indifference.

Every time I come across those same arguments, I kick them down by asking, when was the last time the head of technology assessment for the country looked at source code or expressed a wish to do so. However, the inclusion of such source code as been sold to those fools as a way of equalizing technology. Go figure!

Moreover, the counterattack has to be swift, sufficiently sarcastic, loud, coherent, consistent, and long-lasting.

It is one thing to stand and attack with Apple, since the charisma delta between St Steven Paul 1 and Bill G. is pretty wide to the general public, though not to us in the industry.

It is another thing entirely to lose a PR battle to that invisible, creepy Palmisano.

Are you fuckin' kiddin’me?

That guy is so bland, even CPAs don’t want to hang with him.

So, Microsoft, MSFT has been doing well, please keep it that way and get the VITOs out.

And in full force!

My blog post about IBM’s deceptively named ‘Open Client’ is here.

Notes:

  • LDC: Less-developed country, the PC name for 3rd World country.
  • VITO: Very Important Top Officer
  • Martin Taylor: Where is this dude?

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Epocrates: Don't Install Vista

Add Epocrates to the list of the absurdists.

In a missive sent out via email yesterday, Epocrates, the budding online and PDA-based physician and healthcare provider formulary software ISV, asks users not to install Vista due to installation or synchronization problems with Vista.

Are you freakin' kiddin' me?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't these yum-yums see Vista approaching?

Then they send out a memo 2 weeks after the public release of Vista?

It took the fu*kers 2 weeks after public release! And nearly 3 months from RTM!

You can imagine how pissed I was, getting a number of calls from physician clients whose practices are slated for upgrading to Vista asking me to explain the memo to them. (After all, they are just doctors, speaking or writing English is foreign to them!)

Looking into my own Epocrates account - got to stay abreast as well - I found the email, and flipped.

I asked all of them a simple question: since when have I been notifying them about Vista; inventoried their hardware and software for Vista, and generally prepped them about the advent of Vista?

Since January 2005, that is when!

So, what is the value of a company that makes a widely-used program cannot either engage Microsoft at a level that would produce dividends for them, or get into the beta test program in order to produce a shim for current programs while developing a Vista-class product?

I am undertaking a personal quest to find a replacement for this product as all credibility they may have had with me, and by proxy, Logikworx or any related companies just went bye-bye with that idiotic email memorandum.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Office 2007 sales up 109% out the door

Where's Gartner?

I'm sure they have an explanation for this 'aberration'.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Secrets of a clean Vista install

Ed Bott is showing why he's much respected and a very good read in this article which shows how to do a clean install of Vista on a partition already occupied by a previous-generation Windows installation.

Thanks, Ed.

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Microsoft settles Iowa Suit

What a land grab!

Now Microsoft can go on without this distraction from a bunch of country-bumpkin Playa' wanna-bes.

The morons running the antitrust department in Des Moines have absolutely no clues about monopolies.

If they did, they should have brought a suit against AAPL for being a monopoly as well.

EDIT:
I am reminded by Royce that Mississippi still has a pending antitrust action against Microsoft.

To which I answer, "Mississippi? Pfeui!"

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®

Two in a row from Dan Lyons at Forbes.com

IBM Open Client

How does that moniker strike you?

Same here. As a whole bunch of B$.

Dan Lyons of Forbes.com beat me to it with his article here.

From the article:

What do you do when you're trying to put a fresh look on a 20-year-old e-mail system? Well, if you're IBM, you start calling it "Open Client"; you hype it as being Linux-related; and you throw in a bunch of smack-talk about helping poor, oppressed customers throw off the yoke of Microsoft.

[...]

So what, exactly, is it? Scroll down through the press release and you find out it's basically a combo of Lotus Notes (e-mail and collaboration), Lotus Sametime (instant messaging) and a couple of other pieces that can all run on Windows, Linux or the Mac.

The Linux part of the equation comes from Red Hat and Novell, which will team up with IBM.

[...]

Maybe you're wondering, as I was, whether the name "Open Client" means that the software IBM is shipping is open-source, meaning its underlying instructions are available for users to study, share and copy. Er, no. The Lotus stuff remains closed-source. But the Open Client runs on top of a program called Eclipse, which is open-source.

While it might be great to run the same client software on every desktop regardless of operating system, the one time this rule does not apply is when the client software is Lotus Notes.

Lotus Notes is far and away the most horrible software on the planet. Sure, people grumble about Microsoft products. But that's nothing compared to how people feel about Notes. People hate Notes. As in, they want to change jobs just so they can stop using it. ....

......The only virtue of Notes is that often, IBM will throw it in at no cost if you buy a bunch of its other stuff.

[...]

Is there anyone left in the world who really believes Linux is cheaper than Windows? (Red Hat on the server actually costs more.) Does anyone think the way to make life easier is to go from dealing with Microsoft to dealing with Microsoft, IBM, Red Hat and Novell?

[...]

Remember one thing: As much as you may hate Windows, the reason Windows became popular in the first place was because it saved the world from IBM's attempt to monopolize the desktop with OS/2 and Presentation Manager.

But maybe you really believe that IBM has changed, and that it really wants to save you money and make you free and empower you with loads of choice and help you simplify your life. In which case, this no-list-price, non-open "Open Client" installed by consultants and delivered by three vendors working at cross-purposes may be just the thing for you.

Whew!

Even I, with both a flensing knife, and a Ginsu knife for close-in work, could not have filleted that incredibly misleading and moronic IBM press release as did Daniel Lyons.

Now you know why Forbes remains the best business magazine out there.

Goes to show, no matter how much you perfume a pig, or put lipstick on it, it still is a P-I-G, pig!

© 2007, John Obeto II for SmallBizVista.com®