As mirthful as I try to be, I just cannot come close to the virtual reality that is life in the Apple RDF (reality-distortion field)!
On that Bizzaro world, it is a violation of your EULA if you smoke around your Mac computer.
Normally, this is where I pause for the audience to get their laughs on, but this is a serious matter!
Isn’t it enough that various state governments in the federation have banded together with the federal government to reduce the rights of the citizenry to, you know, kill themselves?
Restrictions are piled on daily to rob the average Joe & Jane Rube of their fundamental rights to bear cigarettes. Some states even have the smoking age as high as 18!
This is so NOT cool.
Whatever happened to the commerce clause of the Constitution of the Federal Republic?
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