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Chrome OS? O oh, early success of Bing has Google running scared!!!

Being me is not easy!

In my blog post here, Bing: Be Afraid Google. Be very Afraid, I went against the grain and declared that the nonsensical and trite platitudes being mouthed by the Googlians was nothing more than fear.

In it, I posted one cool nugget: Google until now, has been able to distract Microsoft from coming after their cash cow, web search.

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*Battlefield Earth: you know the saying: It only took a billion monkeys thumping away at a billion typewriters a billion years to come up with that drivel. Which describes Microsoft’s web search strategy before Bing™.

Android harlots: Android to surpass iPhone

Will this nonsense ever stop?

Now you have some dimwits proclaiming the ascent of Android….over the iPhone!

Wha???

For goodness sakes, it would NEVER happen!

Even if you look past the desirability of the iPhone*, how do you get past the Linux underpinnings...(read more)

The Chief Yahoo! speaks, and Redmond isn’t listening

Sometime earlier this year, Steve Ballmer, on behalf of Microsoft, made an offer for Yahoo! that was beyond generous.

We all know how that went: the Yahooligans went ballistic, thinking their little piece of the pie was worth more than was offered. After...(read more)

    Hey Jerry, how about that $31 per share offer?

    Kinda looks real good right now, eh?

    When the cash portion was about 22 a share, or the blue sky scenario of $34 per in cash, you turned it down. ...(read more)

    Making Friends 101: Annoy Mega-Telco

    There is nothing more in telling about an arriviste company than when they suddenly try to bite off more than they can chew.

    Case in point is Google.

    If this report in ComputerWorld in correct, and I have no reason to doubt that magazine, then Google wants to take on Mega-Telco by, get this, coming up with a system allowing

    mobile operators to compete in an auction for the chance to offer you service and then switching from one operator to the next multiple times a day to get the best rate or more bandwidth.

    Stop it! I’m so not making it up!

    Is this arrogance, hubris, confidence in your technology, assurance in the righteousness of your now-discredited mission statement*, faith in your barrister, a belief in your manifest destiny, or worse, a deadly combination of all of the above?

    Like death and taxes, one of the certainties of life in these United States is the sacrosanct nature of the business practices of Mega-Corp, each in their own spaces: Mega-Telco, Mega-Oilco, Mega-Energyco.

    In no jurisdiction of Terra have these companies ever being reigned in. Even the United States government couldn’t do jack: hasn’t AT&T reconstituted?

    In plain English, you just don’t fuck with them.

    Now come these clowns from the Googleplex in Mountain View trying to accomplish a Sisyphean task of taking down Mega-Telco!

    If they think that Microsoft is a formidable opponent, then taking down Mega-Telco is tantamount to the difference between playing with a slingshot, and undertaking an interplanetary Earth-return mission to Jupiter.

    FYI, Mega-Telco co-wrote the book on bribery lobbying!

    They never play fair, and they are very proactive in squashing gnats.

    I am gleefully looking forward to seeing how this unfolds.

    *Mission Statement: Do no Evil. Do no evil my a$$!

    Google drops Bluetooth and other features from Android

    O Oh!

    I guess it isn’t a cakewalk to produce an OS, any OS, after all, is it?

    When those arrivistes from 1600 Amphitheater Parkway in Mountain View announced their all-encompassing mobile phone OS sometime in the past year, the mainstream media harlots went agog...(read more)

    eBay & Google

    One of the first things you are taught in business is never to let your customers know that they can do without you.

    The ongoing battle by eBay and Google over their respective online payment services, PayPal and Google Checkout, brings that adage into sharp focus.*

    In order to boost the stature of Checkout, and to rile eBay, Google decided to host a protest party at the same time eBay was having a customer-fest in Boston.

    I just love Meg Whitman!

    Her response was to pull ads from Google’s network immediately, under the guise of ‘testing marketing effectiveness’.

    A few days later eBay came back.

    However, all is not well, leastways for Google.

    Come to find out, the loss of business over the period of time eBay was off Google’s ad spaces was negligible to eBay. . So negligible in fact that though eBay has returned, they have decided to dial back their relationship with Google over the next several months.

    Are you kidding me?

    How could this happen?

    Why would you pi$$ off your largest customer?

    Why?

    Again all:

    Don’t let your customers realize they can do without you.

    Because they would!

    *Google fired the first salvo this past Christmas, exhorting several online merchants to take advantage of terms that, frankly, put PayPal’s to shame. Those terms were further enhanced by a $10.00 USD instant discount offered to consumers taking advantage of Google Checkout.

    eBay stuck back by disallowing the use of Checkout at its eponymous auction service.

    The saga continues…..

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