Linux

Appeasing Linux…in order to supplant VMWare

I think Mary Jo Foley’s headline to her article on Microsoft’s submission of two projects to The Linux Clowncil – or whatever it is called, says it all: Pigs do fly!

Yeah, Linux pigs flew high this week!

While admirably pragmatic, the move was unprecedented, and for me, a whale of a shocker!

I had to sit down for this one, having see it in my Twitter timeline from Mary Jo and John Fontana as I exited a flight.

While a move like this was in the cards, what with the number of open source ‘gurus’ Microsoft has hired, the actual act was still a surprise.

Having taken some time to think about it, and looking at the products involved, I cannot help but think of VMWare as the beneficiary of Microsoft’s largesse.

While Microsoft has tried reach feature both parity with the VMWare products, and also delivering the management suite for virtualization, hooking into Linux remained somewhere where Hyper-V fell short.

With the pushers of Linux distros now able to write their own bloated interfaces into Windows Server, an off-the-shelf advantage of VMWare’s products over Hyper-V would be eliminated, leaving the products to stand on their own merits, and price. In this case, free, for Hyper-V.

So props to Microsoft for both submissions, and yeah, I’m off to my dentist for the pain caused by my jaw hitting the moving sidewalk.

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OpenSauce World walks the talk

Gotta give these yobs props for this.

In one of the online fishwraps, I just read the OpenSauce World (yeah, intentional misspelling; then again that’s what I think of them,), the event formerly known as LinuxWorld, is going, well, the open source way, by giving away entry to the event for free to ‘qualified’ professionals…(read on)

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It’s a Windows netbook world after all!

“You will not be able to download any distro, freetard.
You will not be able to use plug-n-play, just turn on the system, and get it to work.
You will not be able to lose yourself in movies streamed from Netflix, and skip,
Skip out for Jolt, or any other energy drink during downloading from torrents.
Because the Linux revolution will not be televised”

With the greatest respect to Gil Scott-Heron*.

Sometimes, it is hard to be humble!

In the nascent days of this market, spurred on by the research and development by Nicky and his crew at the OLPC, this subcategory of the laptop space in PCs was seen by the savior by the freetards. (read more)

Linux & The Phalanx2 rootkit: it’s our fault?

According to a yum-yum on Cnet, it is a problem with people, not the code.

Say what now?

Describing Phalanx2 as "a self-injecting kernel rootkit designed for the Linux 2.6 branch that hides files, processes and sockets and includes tools for sniffing a tty program and connecting to it with a backdoor."

Okay…..

This drone then goes on to try to explain that while Linux may be ‘inherently more secure than Windows, as long as admins fail to secure it, it will be just as vulnerable.

That so, Sherlock?

Isn’t it amazing how the cattle try to moonwalk away from the truth every time?

Listen, dodo, that explanation holds true for every operating system.

However, since Microsoft has made ‘Secure by Design’  an architectural priority in Windows, the attack surface has decreased, and the number of vulns reported for Windows has been the best of any OS these past couple of years.

Contrast that to your stuff, yoyo!

You can now see why Linux, however much these clown bray about it, can never get traction with regular humans.

Can you imagine telling a business owner that the reason some criminal in some former Cold War country made off with their data is because it’s all about the people, not the code?

If you installed Linux as the operating system for your business, or your clients' business for that matter, he's right: it's your fault!

Linux, the favorite of the ‘live-under-the-stairs-in-my-grandma’s-basement’ crowd.

Not ready for business, Linux is!

Red RHAT says servers hacked

They were?

Weren’t they Linux systems?

That supposedly unbreachable system?

To compound it all, the intruders gained access to systems used to sign Fedora packages.

How titillating!

How does that old adage go again? Something about people, glass house, and stones?

Heal yourself, Red Rodent, before trying to mouth off!

Red RHAT gives up on desktop Linux! Film at 11!

Really, though, who didn't see this coming?

Who?

The unwashed mob that is known as freetards collectively by the rest of the human race (and affectionately as the Linux-heads by the open source proletariat), really, truly, wanted this to work.

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The glow comes off the Linux worm for Wal-Mart

You've just got to take a lot of the crap blathered by a lot of IT pundits as face value: c-r-a-p, crap!

Take the brain dead, grossly under-powered Linux PC Wal-Mart had been supposedly selling for the past few.

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Come into my parlor....

....said the spider to the fly.

And you know how that ended.

Yesterday, longtime Microsoft observer Mary Jo Foley, divulged that Xandros may have already inked a coopetition deal such as Novell's with Microsoft.

Smart of Xandros, isn't it?

Listen, they are in the business of providing services, not selling software.

This allows them (Xandros) to keep fleecing their customers on (supposedly) value added services while all the time chanting that the software is after all, free.

(Like a coke dealer would give away samples to get victims hooked. But I digress...)

Mary Jo also thinks that the timing of this announcement was off.

While I generally agree with her, I must disagree with her contention that this timing was off.

I was, IMO, the very best time to do it.

Now the big mouths in the distro business know there is a target painted on their backs. Hopefully, they would do the right thing by their respective constituencies, and sign on the dotted line.

If Microsoft was wrong, do you think any other Linux distro vendor would have paid any tribute to them, even if it is peanuts?

No matter what the neo-communistic rantings of Stallman, and the pseudo-legalistic nonsense being declared by Moglen, coupled with the moronic incantations of the cattle known as the open source crowd is, the suits (the actual adults) in the distro businesses, know that they are infringing on Microsoft's IP.

Otherwise, why would they sign these non-aggression pacts?

That slow, hissing sound is the sound of air being let out of the sails of the yum-yums who thought MSFT was kidding when they said 235 patents were violated.

I cannot wait for RHAT to sign; I have a bottle of Cristal champoo chillin' just for that day!

Cue that fine, and apropos song by the late, great Freddie Mercury & Queen, "Another One Bites The Dust"!

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